Not that the lovely Ms. Johansson needed any more vindication in the national lexicon and zeitgeist of her hotness, but leave it to a pack of Teenagers from Paris with dancefloor instincts, 80′s fluorescence and unbridled lust to singer her praises. On December 4 via XL Recordings, the US will get its taste of “Starlett Johansson,” a catchy, synthy confection of an ode to a popular actress who gets hearts racing and movies greenlit by just the mere mention of her name or enviable pair of lips. Starting January 22, the Teenagers will bathe North America in sweat as it makes a mad dash through hip LA parties, sexy clubs in Toronto and Chicago, and three New York City-area shows. Our boys are currently in the studio with Strokes producer Gordon Raphael.

Check out the “Starlett Johansson” video here.

1/22/08 Los Angeles, CA Echo
1/23/08 Los Angeles, CA Spaceland
1/24/08 San Francisco, CA popscene @ 330 Ritch
1/26/08 Chicago, IL Sonotheque
1/27/08 Toronto, ON The Social
1/29/08 Montreal, QUE Just For Laughs
1/30/08 New York, NY Mercury Lounge
1/31/08 New York, NY Hiro Ballroom
2/1/08 Philadelphia, PA Making Time @ Pure
2/2/08 Brooklyn, NY Studio B